tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

(Source: your-scallywag, via oknope)

human:

when you aren’t quick enough to screenshot an embarrassing snapchat of your friend 

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(Source: human, via fastfoodchain)

koolaidicecubes:

goldenclitoris:

watch out i m a professional flirter *winks with both eyes*

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)